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September 22, 2010

Going for my second penis inspection this month...

First was for college, the second one is for my part time job.

Most places don't have penis inspections anymore, but if you're unlucky enough to live where they still do them, there really isn't anything you can do to get ready for it.

The guy has you drop your pants, and usually checks your balls first for lumps and whatnot. He doesn't have to squeeze very hard to do this, but sometimes they do, just to be mean. Cold hands are also very common. He'll wear gloves, unless he's a fag.

Then a visual inspection of your penis, looking for lesions, warts, anything indicative of an STD. You'll probably be fine there, virginfag.

The worst part comes at the end, with the glass tube going up your urethra. I think they're using some kind of plastic now, which is much safer, but it still hurts like hell. Once he pulls it out and wipes a swab with it, you're done. They send the sample off somewhere and if you don't hear anything back within a week or so, you've passed.

Good luck, and remember not to cry. That really makes you look like a pussy.

70 comments:

  1. Penis...inspection? Sounds horrible D:

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  2. cool!suppin bro :)
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)

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  3. I was fine up until the part where you mentioned the tube. That must be horribly disgusting. I can usually put up with everything else though, if I don't think about it.

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  4. I still can't beleive they do this. Reminds me of Gattaca

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  5. Strong men also cry, Randy. Strong men also cry.

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  6. thats lovely... Good read though :)

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  7. lmao, Hope that never happens to me

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  8. Unsure what to say...thanks for the share? lol

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  9. In soviet russia, penis inspect nurse

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  10. What the fuck? I don't want that shit at all...

    following and supporting!

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  11. i hate inspection day, i get a free lolly though so it's not that bad...

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  12. Excuse me, a PENIS inspection? I'd understand it, had you been applying as a part-time adult film actor, or as an intern at a local brothel, but if that's not the case, I don't see how it's relevant. If you'd jump the counter at Starbucks and start raping costumers, I doubt testicular cancer would- lost my trail of thought there. But this is kind of insane, no?

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  13. Never had the tube in my urethra before, but I have had the penis inspection exam done. Shits awkward.

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  14. A tube down there huh...how deep? Like testi deep...or half way... >.>

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  15. Awesome post! keep up the good work...

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  16. Well this was an interesting read xD, is this inspection at airports or something? :P

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  17. Great blog, man!

    Hope you`ll check out mine as well.

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  18. fuck man, this is exactly why i dont wanna go get a physical. thanks for the heads up on doctors squeezing your balls just to be mean.

    http://howtocheatlieandsteal.blogspot.com

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  19. oh my god :D

    http://chilltimeitis.blogspot.com/

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  20. what the jesus man, where do you live?

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  21. dude you have to keep your penis clean and healthy because thats only way to keep it happy!
    also feed it pedigree so it will have shiny fur.

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  22. That sounds awkard; I have never heard of penis inspections in my life o.0

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  23. Smoke weed, fail penis inspection.

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  24. i have never heard either only once when i was like 10-12 in school.

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  25. why??
    What does your penis have to do with your job?
    Who cares if you have an STD, don't sleep with the boss and you're good.
    That's gross.
    Can't you just pee in a cup?
    $

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  26. Nothin' better than a classic cock shake-down.

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  27. WHOA WHAT

    I was fine until the flass tube and urethra part.

    wtf??????

    PS thanks for checking out my blog!

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  28. Happy to say I've never experienced this.

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  29. dangggg thats brutal, i feel bad for your urethra lmao

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  30. I didn't even think such things existed.

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  31. Shit was so lame im glad im done with that

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  32. the only thing I had to do was to cough while this guy was holding my balls xD

    followin for moar interesting stories =)

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  33. mmm I'm glad I've never had one of these.

    Following,

    Mike
    Wanna build your own a/c, check out my blog on how to

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  34. The part about them sticking a tube up there made my cringe.

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  35. Are you kidding or do they really do this lol

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  36. looks like fun!

    check out my new blog, The Stepback Fadeaway!

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  37. never had a penis inspection. don't plan on it either

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