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December 31, 2016

Group Thinking

Multiple posters every day ask the same questions

>How do I get rich
>I have X amount of money how do I invest it?
>how do I get into real estate? 
>how do I stock trade?
>how do I create a passive income?
>How do I get rich by buying stocks? I know nearly nothing about it
>please help me escape wagecuckery. I need someone to help me make money online
>help me: I have 70 bucks, how do I flip this to 400 in two weeks legally with a steady income around 90 bucks a day.

Is there a problem here?

Yes, there is a problem.

It is that you are very poor, and don't know what you are doing. I suggest you cease immediately, and just transfer all of your funds to me.

December 28, 2016

St. Lawrence Thoughts

This one is for professor griff and the siemens operatives abroad.

Your capacity system is losing counsel.

The amassed things operate, the merged situation is a lie.

I profit from my sources.

Acquit yourself things that will bring the country all along. They are self destructive. It's not just the high and hermetically sealed, its the narcissistic culture. A period of insanity where the inauguration has the tools of want for all; except themselves.

Throbbing to right the use of your minds, I in fact realize. We must court and stroke the duplicity and the ruination of worshiping the own taking place inborn armed, but we can't be. Enemies of find not guilty people everywhere. They are our enemies. I repeat.

They are our enemies.

They have already confirmed the deed concerning us.

This doesn't oscillate the whole single one portion of, to recap those revisions:
women are yet worth 10 points on summit of men in every part of age brackets to the added sum,
but young people now rack up 40 points as they are more fertile. There can be no more breeding.

Toddlers out cold 12 & under now rate a invincible 70 points.

The omnipotent score: anyone, any sex, well ahead than 75 years primordial has been upped to 100 points.

The coming death panels compulsion the strain to be taken off the system.

Why get your hands on we deficiency to stare into the crystal ball..the interface of a global network....the eye of sauron.

The estrangement of the gold from the pewter..we are going into the flame, this unaided the beginning.

carrie fisher

While every fanboy is sorry Carrie died so soon, after working in the business, I'm surprised the bitch lasted this long. Born with a silver spoon in her mouth, the only reason why she was not replaced from the first Star Wars shoot was it was a very tight schedule. Carrie was very difficult to work with, treated crew like shit and screamed at the director and fellow cast. Many regret making her a star so young and so soon. Most of us saw the train-wreck that was her life from the release party of the first Star Wars movie.

She took after her domineering mother Debbie. Hollywood was moving into an era of down-to-earth stars in the 80s and Carrie was working her mother's obsolete mold. If it wasn't for Star Wars being such a big fucking hit, this girl would be just another Hollywood brat abusing her pedigree.

She did many drugs on Sunset in the 70's and 80's. For her to die from heart failure (classic sign of a long term cocaine user) flying back to LA and dying in the same ER that many other druggie celebs died in is poetic justice.

Wherever she is now, rehab is much needed. While it is not good riddance, she never learned the lessons given for her to learn in this life she had. Perhaps the next one will fix that.

December 27, 2016

Expelled For Asking Girl Out (College)

I got expelled from my college for asking a girl out. I haven't checked my email in like a month. I went to go look at my records and check on my FAFSA status, and I couldn't access the page. I went to look at CANVAS to read something from the classes I took. Couldn't get on CANVAS. Then I check my email. I got an email saying that my tuition was terminated and I am kicked out of school for harassing somebody and it says that she went to the dean and complained or something. I know who it was, because I don't really talk to any girls, unless I am studying with them or something.

Well this girl was super friendly to me all semester, she always talked to me for like 45 minutes before class, because we were always early and she acted super friendly with me and we even went to Panera. I had a crush on her all semester and then I finally asked her out on the last day of class and I started panicking and I fucked myself by saying "sorry for being creepy" when she told me "no." and she told me that I am way too old for her, I'm 8 years older than her, I'm 27 and she's 19. She told me it was "uncalled for" for me to even think about pursuing her about anything unrelated to academia. And I said "i'm sorry i'm really sorry. I just love your personality and your smile, you're so cute. " and she said "stop, stop, please just stop." then she ran away and when I was walking down the stairs she was with her 35 year old lady friend and some other girls and they all just stared at me until i walked out of the building with very ugly looks on their face.

Then, a week or two ago. I wanted to go to this nature preserve by where she told me she lived, to smoke a bowl of weed. I wanted to see how rich she was (she told me she's rich) and her truck pulled up on me and followd me

I fucking hate college and I fucking hate feminism and PC SJW cultural bullshit. Fucking kids are brainwashed by their rat fink commie professors into believing literally everything is oppressive and rape.

Operators Tip: Restaurant

 >Sell legitimately quality products

If people like what you sell they'll not only come back for it but they'll come to you as opposed to other places. I would suggest trying to make New Orleans style snoballs (think of a snowcone, but where the stuff literally melts in your mouth), which might require a pricey shaving machine (look at Southern Snow for what I'm talking about) but are good as hell. Plus, make the ice and syrup yourself.

>Choose a good location, as well as good and consistent hours

I work at two places: one a little food truck and the other in a strip mall. Both sell the same stuff, just different locations and technically different businesses. Customers love our consistency when it comes to when we're open or not. The food truck closes from November to March, but the strip mall is open yearly. My suggestion for if you plan on being open yearly: sell other stuff, anywhere from cookies to t-shirts to donuts. That'll help keep people drawn. Also, if you plan on hiring employees they'll appreciate the consistency of hours, too.

>Engage with the community

This is the one thing that I personally like about my job. At the strip mall I get to talk to customers to the point of us practically being friends, and they love that. Having a personable attitude when dealing with people goes a long way, trust me. Another thing is run a social media account or two (Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, anything) and don't make all of your posts business related. People love Denny's and Sonic the Hedgehog's Twitter accounts because they're entertainment + the regular advertising they're originally intended for. It's a kind of modern marketing.

That's the basic stuff. Running a snow cone joint isn't that hard once you know what you're doing and can be a lot of fun, but just be sure to know what all you'll need.

December 24, 2016

How To Own/Operate A Restaurant

Get promoted to management at a couple restaurants. 
Assistant manager should be sufficient. 

This accomplishes 3 things:

1. It demonstrates you're not an idiot, which is important in business.
2. it teaches you how to run a business.
3. it shows you how little you'll actually make owning a restaurant.

Once you've accomplished this task, give up on owning a restaurant and try to think of something that will actually make REAL money.

December 19, 2016

Why Can't I Get Tinder Matches?

You seriously look like you still ride a bike to go get cheeseburgers with your only 2 friends after school. 

You look like your mom still drops you off outside the movies then has to go in to buy you're ticket because you're too young to see an R movie.

You look like you need a spotter to bench the bar.

You look like a fucking idiot and girls don't even spend a second before the swipe left on your below average, short, skinny ass profile.

December 17, 2016

/biz/ response to neet

op has no car,
he has no girlfriend
he lives with his mom and goes to bed 5am
wakes up 3pm.
no money, nothing..completely destitue
and he's proud of it!
next thing you know, he follows up a post with something like "lol, no..i have money";
but the reality is, he's telling lies on a anon imageboard! very pathetic

Flutterrape - 2016/12/08

>What is Flutterrape?

Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.

Author List:
Fimfic Group:
Request Bin:
Old thread: >>28876204

Thread Archive:


>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.

Writing Guides:

so what separates CEO/CFOs from the other high positioned people in the organisation?

Alright, I'll tell you.

I'm old now and soon to pass on.
67 is a bit young but what can you do?

To become CEO, there is a special handshake. But you have to know when and who to give it to. 

First, get a job. Because I know you're a jobless NEET faggot. 

Then find the most important looking guy you can find.

NOW, DONT give it to him yet. First find out his name. Important people like it when you remember their names. Next take em out to dinner. Most expensive place you can afford. Make it steak. If he's vegan, I don't know. 

After you're done, and this is the important part. 

Get into your car, pull down his pants. His penis might come out. Now this is the important bit, the handshake that will allow you to become a CEO. Three words.

Up and down.

Then start suckin

The highest level people in a company are assessed on their decision making capability.

Obviously when you are making big decisions you are effectively dealing with chaos - will severing one unproductive division save your company or stifle innovation and make it worse off in the long run?

Imagine the CEO position as the last chair in a giant game of musical chairs. Whoever has weathered the most storms and made the decisions that went down as successful decisions will be the one that gets their ass on that chair.

I tend to find that people who are Chief Execs are highly informed and experienced, can immediately recall detailed and relevant information instantly and are experts at negotiating with people in a way that makes them seem unflappable.

A lot of people think that CEOs talk a load of vacuous nonsense, but actually it's an art that a lot of people aren't good at especially when put under pressure. Tony Blair was a highly skilled politician because when people asked him underhanded questions that were intended to expose a lack of composure or knowledge of his party he could immediately detect the intention of the question and steer the whole conversation around.

It's the difference between being George Bush and Jeb Bush.

And you might wonder why I'm referencing politicians instead of well known CEOs but that's because their decisions and characters are much more public and therefore much more easy to analyse.

December 6, 2016

What "Clock Boy" Ahmed Mohamed is doing today?

On September 14, 2015, Ahmed Mohamed brought a digital clock he had made to his Irving, Texas, high school. His teachers thought it was a bomb — or at least a bomb threat. Since then, he’s become famous (or infamous, depending on who’s talking), moved to a new continent, and no longer feels safe in his home country.

The 14-year-old was suspended, handcuffed, and arrested, sparking a debate about the role Islamophobia played in the whole incident and drawing responses from Mark Zuckerberg, Google, the United Nations, and President Barack Obama. Mohamed’s family unsuccessfully sued the school district for $15 million before moving to Qatar.

That was a year ago, and as documented in a fairly devastating profile by Jessica Contrera in The Washington Post, things have changed for Mohamed. His family returned to Irving this summer to sue the city again.

Living in Qatar — which offered him and his siblings a full ride to the Qatar Foundation — isn’t perfect. Sure, he’s away from the controversy and getting a good education, but Mohamed says the Middle Eastern country lacks opportunities to build things the way he used to be able to in America. Mohamed misses his friends and was bored of desert’s monotonous landscape. He explained to the Post how, in Qatar, “not many kids play outside.”

“I never really do anything,” he added. I just watch stuff online, and I get bored. Sometimes I just go outside and stare at the sun and then go back inside.”

Being back in the U.S. has its downsides, too. Mohamed has been hounded by the press. His father, Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed, seems like he’s always pushing for more publicity to raise awareness of his son’s plight — and his plans to run for President of Sudan for a third time in 2020.

The now 15-year-old Ahmed Mohamed has an active Twitter account, and his tweets are usually very positive (occasionally there are some solid some tech memes, but the responses invariably include bigoted comments and accusations that he’s a terrorist bomb maker.)

Mohamed and his family are leaving the United States again after the summer’s up, though he’s said he might return to attend MIT. For now, though, the same atmosphere that his family is alleging led to his initial arrest is also making it too dangerous for a high-profile Muslim teen to live in the country where he grew up.

“I really love the States,” Mohamed said in a press conference earlier this summer. “It’s my home. But I couldn’t stay … I get death threats. It’s a really sad reality of it.”

“For the safety of my family, I have to go back to Qatar, because right now it’s not very safe for my family or for anyone who’s a minority,” he said.

Back in 2015, three months after Mohamed was arrested for bringing his clock to school, Donald Trump’s campaign announced that the then-longshot presidential candidate was “calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” Studies by the FBI and other organizations have concluded that Islamophobia is worse now than it was in the immediate aftermath of 9/11.

Things certainly have changed since Ahmed Mohamed brought his clock to school.

-Ahmed Mohamed says he doesn't feel safe in the United States since the incident. 
-Things certainly have changed since Ahmed Mohamed brought his clock to school.

December 2, 2016

Regarding P2E: Take a look in the mirror at the kind of person you are.

Think about the things you see posted here every day. The trolling, the flaming, the anger, the hate. However much of it is earnest zeal, and however much of it is smug satisfaction gleaned from taunting and putting down others, please, never forget there are real people at the receiving end of every word you post.

People who are flawed and imperfect.

People with demons that haunt them.

People with emotional limits they can’t — or won’t — be driven past.

Take a look at the things you post here, and then, take a look at yourself. Your real self: not your username, not the fake persona you put on when you go online, but you. Think about your mom and your dad, or anyone else you knew growing up who loved you. Think about when you were a kid, and all the teachers you had who tried to show what it meant to be good and kind. Think about everyone who ever loved you and cared for you and went out of their way to help you, even when it was hard for them. And then, think about the things you post on here, and ask yourself whether it would make them proud. Would they be happy at the kind of person you’ve chosen to be?

I don’t know if P2E took his own life, and if he did, I don't know if the harassment contributed to his unsound state of mind. But I’m saddened it was ever posted at all. I’m saddened it was even *allowed* to be posted, *allowed* to stay up. The fact that a week later a moderator had to declare there’s “a time and a place” for that kind of thing — as if there were *ever* a just time for people to troll and harass each other the way they have in the aftermath of this person's death, or that this website should *ever* be a place for it — goes to the heart of why I think this is a pretty unappealing place anymore.

Please, whoever you are, find peace and keep it in your soul. Choose to be good, and rise above.


December 1, 2016

Q: > 99.19% diversified > Being a smart investor | Pick one?

A: Billionaire investor Warren Buffett famously stated that "diversification is protection against ignorance. It makes little sense if you know what you are doing." In Buffet's view, studying one or two industries in great depth, learning their ins and outs, and using that knowledge to profit on those industries is more lucrative than spreading a portfolio across a broad array of sectors so that gains from certain sectors offset losses from others.

Read more: What did Warren Buffett mean when he said, “Diversification is protection against ignorance. It makes little sense if you know what you are doing.”

Sex Robots in the USA

I wonder if sex bots would ever get banned in the US. Why? Well:

- treating women - albeit metal - like meat
- not giving proper attention to real life women
- altering the male human sex drive
- decrease population
- unrealistic standards (size) of what real women would/could provide

These are the opposition forces that are stopping sexbots from becoming a reality already.

Once there are sex robots, there will be no need for woman besides reproduction and the hierarchy will be flipped upside down onto its head effectively cracking its skull

- ReturningCEmen

I don't understand what consoles allegedly have over PCS anymore

I got it when I was young,

PCs are more expensive, require some skills, have long install times and poor local multiplayer. Requiring a focus on online lay

Little Timmy and Tiny Susie can just slap in Golden Axe and be killing the hordes of the underdark inside 30 seconds.

Meanwhile the Commadore 64 took several minutes just to load.

But now it makes no sense

PCs that can play new releases are pretty much the same price as the current consoles (as well as all the cool stuff you own a PC for), requires abolutely no skills at all, and every is complete literate.

Meanwhile the current consoles have HUGE installation times, and even when installs have long boring loading screens/times and there is no focus on local multiplayer beyond crappy party games.

People are playing Minecraft on the PS4.

I'll repeat that People are playing Minecraft online on the PS4

Meanwhile Microsoft and Sony's continued selling points for their consoles are that they are bad PCS. "You can watch Netflix and porn on it, you can check your e-mails on it. some games have very limited mods on it!"

There is literally no advantage to it whatsoever anymore.

Is it just out of "loyalty" and a console war? Along with the media telling people that PC gamers are atheist losers who probably like BDSM and watch Dragonball Z?

Seriously, I'm not trying to joke or troll, what benefits do consoles have today?

I mean I guess they have exclusives and "Well all my friends play on it." but that's not really benefitting consoles, it's like arguing that a horse drawn carriage is better than a car because your friends use it.


San Bernardino shooter Upset Over Xmas Lunch

San Bernardino terrorist Syed Farook shot up his co-workers because he was angry over having to attend a mandatory Christmas-themed lunch, where he was coerced to pose for a group photo in front of a decorated tree, the FBI said.

In the photo – taken before Farook excused himself from the 2015 year-end party to fetch his assault rifles – the 28-year-old is seen looking surly, his hands stiffly by his sides, standing next to co-workers, one of whom was wearing a Santa Claus beard.

Emails discovered by investigators reveal Farook’s wife and partner-in-crime, Pakistani native Tashfeen Malik, objected to her husband’s Christmas-themed mandatory training session.

“She had essentially made the statement in an online account that she didn’t think that a Muslim should have to participate in a non-Muslim holiday or event,” San Bernardino police chief Jarrod Burguan told ABC News in an interview that ran on Nightline.

“That really is one over the very, very few pieces of potential evidence that we have that we can truly point to and say, ‘That probably is a motive in this case.’”

German Sharia

A German court has ruled that seven Islamists who formed a vigilante patrol to enforce Sharia law on the streets of Wuppertal did not break German law and were simply exercising their right to free speech. The "politically correct" decision, which may be appealed, effectively authorizes the Sharia Police to continue enforcing Islamic law in Wuppertal.
The self-appointed "Sharia Police" distributed leaflets which established a "Sharia-controlled zone" in Wuppertal. The men urged both Muslim and non-Muslim passersby to attend mosques and to refrain from alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, gambling, music, pornography and prostitution.
Critics say the cases — especially those in which German law has taken a back seat to Sharia law — reflect a dangerous encroachment of Islamic law into the German legal system.

In June 2013, a court in Hamm ruled that anyone who contracts marriage according to Islamic law in a Muslim country and later seeks a divorce in Germany must abide by the original terms established by Sharia law. The landmark ruling effectively legalized the Sharia practice of "triple-talaq," obtaining a divorce by reciting the phrase "I divorce you" three times.

A growing number of Muslims in Germany are consciously bypassing German courts altogether and instead are adjudicating their disputes in informal Sharia courts, which are proliferating across the country.

"If the rule of law fails to establish its authority and demand respect for itself, then it can immediately declare its bankruptcy." — Franz Solms-Laubach,
 Bild'sparliamentary correspondent.

Does pretending to be Jewish increase your chances at landing a good job?

Does pretending to be Jewish increase your chances at landing a good job?
>>1642454 (OP)
yeah, they'll assume you're mentally disabled and hire you for your diversity.
Does being stupid help you gain anything in life, other than (You)s?

How's that retirement plan working out for ya?
>t. shlomo 

are the kikes really this worried about the goyim infiltrating their secret club?
>spend time learning how to act Jewish
>have to learn the Bible and tradition
>don't have enough time to read in your field and become valuable because you're too busy trying to be Jewish
I'm Italian so I already look Jewish

For my college application I put down Jewish on my religion and got in despite a weaker than average GPA

If they ask(they won't) just say you're an athiest but cultural jew. jews don't care about the religion as much as they care about being part of the tribe
They are
Use their infiltration against them :^)
t. J/biz/DF
Bump cause I need a serious answer to this
have you considered suicide?
I hear it's cheap and relatively painless.
>t. J/biz/DF
You guys are blowing your cover.
What if my father was a Jew and I've got slightly Jewy hair?
Does that help?
>>1642454 (OP)

Getting in with the Jews is a good thing. I know that.
Just wear a Star of David and you're good
Can I get in on this with a Slavic name and a slavic/germanic face? I don't look Jewish at all, but I do like saving money.
Whatever jewbook they read
my aunt on my moms side did a 23 and me and I'm a part ashkanazi jew

not sure how i feel about that
>implying you can't pretend to be an atheist Jew
>If they ask(they won't) just say you're an athiest but cultural jew. jews don't care about the religion as much as they care about being part of the tribe

This, unless you accept Christ of course, then you get kicked out of the tribe.
>>1642454 (OP)

isn't jewishness just a religion? How the fuck does being catholic increase or decrease my chances of landing a job? Unless I was applying at a church camp or some shit.

I know a couple of jew dudes, and they are broke as fuck. I have more than them and i don't even have a religion or connections.
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>isn't jewishness just a religion? How the fuck does being catholic increase or decrease my chances of landing a job?

Networking, dummy. You could could try imitating a wealthy bindi immigrant too but good luck faking the accent. They've only been around for a few decades in any significant numbers.
Woah whats with the Hindu numbers? Seems they are killing it.
The secret is they were already the cream of the crop when they came over, less than half of them were actually born here if I recall correctly.

>Prior to 1965, Indian immigration to the U.S. was small and isolated, with fewer than fifty thousand Indian immigrants in the country. 

>According to the 2010 United States Census,[21] the Asian Indian population in the United States grew from almost 1,678,765 in 2000 (0.6% of U.S. population) to 2,843,391 in 2010 (0.9% of U.S. population), a growth rate of 69.37%, one of the fastest growing ethnic groups in the United States.[22][23]

>47 percent of the 2 million Indian immigrants residing in the United States were naturalized U.S.

Also note that a paltry $100,000+ is the cutoff point. It would be very interesting to see this study show the demographics of $200,000, $500,000, $1,000,000 etc.

To my understanding most of the Indians here are not necessarily businessmen, but professionals like scientists etc.
Jewish is an ethnicity. Nobody converts to it.

You're better off converting to Islam and getting rich off the kind hearted cucks they are. Interest free loans. I got my mortgage through a Muslim financing company. Get balls deep in Islam and get your hands on oil.
That's kind of what I figured.

I never understand why people always shit over American pajeet, I've never seen an Indian janitor for example, but I see lots of them as business owners and professors.
You can always pretend to be jewish and no one will doubt you as long as youre white or light brown

>Interest free loans
so how do they make money then, are they just oil barons giving away money?
They make for pretty good engineers.
he's talking out of his ass.
it's interest free, but you have to give them shares of your business, that's how the Islamic financial """system""" works
Yeah same. The fucking curly black hair and the facial structure, man. Everyone thinks I'm jewish
Right but my point is I think that the Bindis mostly peter-out around the 100,000 mark and aren't actually able to provide connections and things like that because they're just professionals like doctors, dentists etc. I bet Jews are way more disproportionately represented as the numbers get higher.

Yeah you can just say you're Jewish but an atheist and you're in, they don't give a crap. It's more like a guild or fellowship than a spirituality.
How does it work if you dont own any assets, do they just give it to you?
short answer: no
nothing's for free. you may find the one guy on earth who has a "good heart" whatever that means, but it's guaranteed that he goes bankrupt in a few months.
>>1642454 (OP)
Jews will actually discuss this with you. Essentially, you are doing generational work to prove your family can be like the Jews. You put in tons of work for nothing, your son puts in tons of work for nothing, and then your grandson gets some perks, then his son gets full perks.
Hey man, hired is hired