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November 29, 2018

Fallout76 Nylon Bag

How do fanboys justify the nylon bag? They swallow it. They embrace reality.

You can already read their replies.

"We weren't going to use the bag anyways."

"The Nylon is nicer then the canvas ever could be."

"500 Free Atoms is a insane deal."

Obviously it was wrong to change it without letting customers  know. Its akin to buying a pallet of bricks to build your house and a truck of lumber pulls up and they say "sorry, we didn't have enough materials to do it, so here." 

"For any type of lawsuit to go anywhere you need to show damages, how much damages do you think actually exist between getting a nylon vs. canvas bag? Do you really think the value of that bag is going to be more than $5 differrence?"

People will accept getting taken to the cleaners by a billion dollar corporation, and even support it now. This is sad. But what else do you expect from a generation that has been trained to accept half of the game getting chopped off to be sold to them later as "DLC".

Collector editions of any game have been unlimited trash for the price on peak of the adding occurring decade, anyone who thinks they are getting $140 in value along surrounded by the connection items is kidding themselves, and anyone who bought the collectors edition - though it came as advertised - was a fool.

I'm not defending Bethesda, but see at how class feint-feat lawsuits adjoining calculation companies have subsequent to. Barnes and Nobels and the Nook, you profit a freaking eBook worth no on peak of $8, you'll atmosphere that every single one contiguously Bethesda is going to be basically zilch in reward, thus I don't know what magic people are expecting to happen from some class doing act.

November 23, 2018

How To Be A Good Customer

-You don't need to try on the same shirt in three different colors. If the first fits, the others will too.

-Know your size. I should not have to bring you 3 sizes in the same shoe.

-If I tell you the shoe runs big, listen to me and don't ignore my advice because I am just going to have to do more work.

-Don't wait on line, make it to the register, THEN decide you want to add something else. I will move your shit to the side and you will wait on line again.

-Don't complain about long lines on Black Friday and tell me that I should get someone to fix it. (Someone actually did this today)

-If I tell you we don't have your size, don't ask another person for it. We still don't have it.

-If I am helping a ton of people already, don't be annoyed when I tell you I will be with you in a moment. You have to wait. Otherwise leave.

-The sign says what it says, don't come to me asking about it unless you are illiterate.

November 19, 2018

RE4 is a flawed game

Why everyone thinks it's so great is beyond me. The game is full of broken mechanics you can abuse to make it a walk in the park even in the hardest mode.

The enemies run towards you and stop right before reaching you and then they walk slowly giving you enough time to do anything....the A.I. is a joke. "Hey guys there's a ton Ganados coming after me. I'll just shoot one guy in the face and then do a devastating AoE roundhouse kick that will knock everyone away from me(while making me invulnerable). While they're taking their slow ass time to get back up I think I'll seal their fate with my knife"

Not being able to change your weapons in real time is also terrible even for its time several games allowed you to do this....go watch a YouTube of mercenary mode the ones with high scores and I guarantee you they pause more than 20 times.

The knife and pistol is already one of the most powerful weapons in the game. In fact you could clear most of the game with just these two weapons. And because you're not using your other weapons and ammo (because you're lol pwning with the knife) you can then sell your access ammo and other weapons and buy even stronger weapons to literally blow through the bosses.

Let's not forget that if they somehow manage to grab you, it's insanely easy to get out of it and even kill them by kicking their head to explosion, and if you ever think you can get close to me then say hello to my grenades or shotgun lol.

Don't get me wrong guys. I don't hate the game and I certainly enjoyed playing it. I just think it's highly overrated and doesn't deserve the praise Internet nerds give it.

November 2, 2018

The Driverless Car Problem

I was driving today, drinking a dunking donuts ice coffee that I know destroys my insides in traffic, and I got the bubbly gutt, I had to pull over immediately and use a public restroom. I don't see how they can solve a problem like this.

No amount of deep learning/machine learning is going to be sophisticated enough to take into account the severity of this issue. Despite that, no one has yet to bring it up. Obviously people are going to eat and drink in the car if it drives itself, that's going to increase restroom emergencies by so much and the only way the AI can learn is by correcting itself so we're going to see people peeing and pooping themselves like we've never seen before.

Imagine the insanity this will cause. People will have to go to important job interviews in diapers.

Do you think driverless cars are a good idea now? How likely are you to poop your pants in a driverless car? Be honest.